Pan-Weirdism

I'm going to the beach. It's a beautiful day, the sunrise was magnificent and the nearest I've been to outside is smoking on my balcony, probably sailing tomorrow, so I'm going to the beach and look for that girl in skimpy clothes which won't be hard to find because they're everywhere around here... "and in my net, during the night, I woke up naked, the only thing caught, a fish trapped inside the wind." I'm going beach.